My dreams can't make up shit this weird. I am Eyore, the Other Will Grayson. I'm adorable, loved by many, and constantly losing things such as my tail."Three cheers for straight girls who max out on helping gay guys."--Will Grayson, Will Grayson
The Other Will Grayson
Maybe because I was too lazy?
Maybe because I’m hungry?
Horny? Anxious? Forgot something? Cold?
I’m gonna go with anxious and hungry although not sure what I’m anxious about…..>_>
Happy:
Mad:
Sad:
Confused:
Scared:
Awkward:
Surprised:
“Oh Shit” Moment
The “Oh my God, I can’t believe this actually worked” Moment
The “I just got what I wanted” Moment
The “I see something sexy” Moment
The “I’m sexy and I know it” Moment
and finally: The “I feel like a Disney Princess” Moment
(via operatorjuiz)
Has included anything I want to eat because I’m not counting calories
Anything I wanted to do because I’m not cleaning or running errands
using any lush product I wanna use because I’m not being stingy
lying around my bed but ass naked because I came back from the spa feeling like a little pampered princess (organic facial, foot scrub, and lomilomi)
and of course tumblr, games, music, yaoi, anime, and Korean Comedy-dramas.
guys this is the most beautiful gif
you can never do better
dont even try
(Source: fbdjchrisbrewster, via requiemforaweightlessheart)
Oregon Trail… the game
wagon you are drunk
Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.
Wagon has died of Dysentery.
Timmy died from a snake bite
(via pridenotprejudice)
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
Moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy.
(Source: New Scientist, 2008)
This has got to be one of the coolest things I’ve seen on Tumblr! BODIES ARE SO COOL.
……mind=blown. But looking at the ovary this supports my theory that ovary=testicals and our cramps = the same pain men get when you hit their balls.
CLEANING CLEANING CLEANING CLEANING CLEANING
Ugh. Next time I swear gonna live in an apt. at least cleaning would be easier. No time to BS I gotta do shit today. Byez
I HAVE BEEN AWAKE ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!
i had fun at the fair broke my diet, failed at the 99 challenge, cleaned up the kitchen, saw the lantern festival and floating lanterns which was beautiful, got lost, lost phone, found phone, talked with Adam, fought with Adam, made up, bathed 3-4 times, washed hair twice, watched 9, turned in 9, check mail, got insurance for a car i havn’t even bought yet, ate at one of those conveyor belt sushi restaurants, went into the ocea, and somehow still remembered totake care of all my pets before my official 24 hour mark (which is 8 min from now)
i’m sleeping bye
